"Theodore: Sleepy Fields"
by The NonHarrisons

On Rocktober 10th
Year 1971,
God got drunk
And said: "Let's have some fun."
Well, what do you know,
He broke the mold.

'Cause he cheated a bit
On good-natured kind-ness,
Rugged good looks,
But most of all righteousness.
Now his friends say:
"What a glorious day."

He stumbled through puberty
Burning up baseball cards;
Valiantly archered
Donuts in neighbors' yards;
Until he found
That great Pixies sound.

Quit going to church
And wearing Khaki slacks.
Sex Pistols shirts
Taught Chris Belz the facts
Of Rock and Roll--
And he likes to bowl.

(Chorus)
Theodore--
Sleeping in fields from Tamworth to Dublin.
Theodore--
Sleeping in fields until the sun comes up.

Kept his possessions
To a bare minimum.
Moved out of Fairfield,
Hoboken, then Brooklyn
Because he was bored.
Now Montclair has scored.

Armed with his tripod
And trusty 4 x 5
--Searching for "doubles"--
He keeps the dream alive.
But he's shit out of luck.
Well, who gives a fuck?

(Chorus)
Theodore--
Sleeping in fields from Tamworth to Dublin.
Theodore--
Sleeping in fields until the sun comes up.

(Chorus)
Theodore--
Sleeping in fields from Tamworth to Dublin.
Theodore--
Sleeping in fields until the sun comes up.